She Wore What!?

Sometimes all you need to do to figure out WHAT NOT TO WEAR, is look at what is rocking the red carpet these days...

                                                                ...Lets take a gander at these goose-goofy outfits, the stars have been seen in...



Grey Goose 1:

Felicity Jones - Rockin the dullest looking white dress in history!  Seriously... Martha Washington would have yawned!

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Grey Goose 2:

   Harry Potter's Bonnie Wright--->    God help her in those shoes!!  🙈

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Grey Goose 3:

   <--- Star Trek Beyond's Zoe Saldana

Did she actually wear that? Is is this some kind of joke?  😦

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Grey Goose 4:

Victoria Beckham 2003

I'm not sure who she is... but... didn't I see her walking the streets somewheres? 🙊

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Grey Goose 5:

  Beyonce 2012 --->

  You've got to hand it to her... she knows how to rock the absolute WORST pieces of sh*t to drape over your bare a$$ skin! 🐔 * Bigock! * 🐓

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Grey Goose 6:

Bri Larson

"So like... are we like... going to a party or something... whah? . . . Oh... yeah... no... I look fine... I'll just like... put on some shoes... whah? Carpet? Oh, gawd, what color is it?... Red?... oh... I'll just take my red bag then... right... like... totally fits... with the... uh... uh..."   

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"Bri have you been drinking again?"

"Like... what are you talking about? . . . This is like formal..."

Is how I would have imagined that pre-showup conversation going...

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Grey Goose 7:

Holly Willoughby -

So here's the scenario... you ran out of ideas for that big red carpet debut... what do you do?

These blue crinkle party streamers will do! Just wrap her up in them... she'll be fine...

And the light Blue Crey Paper Gown was born!

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Grey Goose 8:

Taylor Swift--->

Just when you thought, she was the sweetest down home country style innocent blue bell kinda girl you've ever known... she wears this!

😣Nuff Said

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Grey Goose 9:

   <--- Beyonce -2015 

... so basically, when it comes to the red carpet... we all know... that the more skin you show... the better!

I just can't help but feel that she's taken it a little bit too far...

Can't wait to see even MORE of her at the next years gala! 😨

And the stars wonder why they get molested!!

Really!? 😕

 👀👀👀   Remember kids... that if you are ever born with the body of a goddess... take off all of your clothes... and walk that sh*t for all to see!    👀👀👀

ALL!

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